I feel for you, I just luckily had a bunch of cash and thought why not get something delivered

I will be sooo happy when tomorrow comes

According to farmers, even the cleanest pigs still have worms.

Real men don't masturbate

“I hate people that feel entitled.”

wait what

i feel like i shouldnt even dig into this one lmao. i love pork

i jus looked it up an it said not all pork has worms that s*** is rare

I have a canker sore on the side of my tongue bru s*** is irritating f*** whoever invented that

or, maybe they’re the result of this world

Actually a BMW is more reasonable abd affordable than a truck rn. Might go with that

The cute white barista from starbucks drew a happy face next to my name on my drink, most likely doesn’t mean s*** but it means something to me, you know?

Remove pork for a month and see how different you moving and feeling

ik its not really client facing but when i do repetitive jobs where i have to sign stuff off i always fill the letter "O" with a smiley face, honestly makes it just a bit easier to get through and hopefully i can provoke a reaction out of whoever sees it

You have a heart i salute you

idk why u specified she white but did she give u any other signals?

She was smiling the entire time i was giving my order but I can’t afford to mistaken basic kindness w flirting/giving me signs. She’s probably just really nice in general

That's the thing tho, say u misreading her, it's not rly gonna like affect u in any major way

But in the case she interested u missed an opportunity

It's as they say u miss every shot u don't take

If u jus not rly tryna make that move rn I understand I'm usually the same way

I go to that starbucks pretty frequently cause it’s the one across the street from my job, i’ve seen her before but this is the first time she takes my order. I’ve mistaken kindness w flirting many times and don’t wanna do that again

Yea that can be awkward I feel u

I regret not being more aggressive tho

ohara

Spoke too soon, see some rams for under 40k and some for 45 with that big ass iPad looking screen

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