ladies loveeeee romcoms

Every second in the present not spent building towards your future jeopardizes it.

Like which ones?

sucks when people are making plans in front of you and don’t offer an invite

One silly little joke and he stops replying to my texts

old cod lobbies being filled with like 100k+ is crazy to me

An offer that can have you making...

3k to 8k a month by messaging people.

One time this happened to me and I didn’t go because I wasn’t invited and then a couple days after they were like, “Why the hell didn’t you make it to the party man!?!” Lol

my friends are so cute talking about their upcoming weddings

Willie Lynch would be proud of some niggas on this site, but Edward Bernays should be just as impressed with some of these white niggas too

This recent trend of @ing OP in every thread just to say some hating s*** is one of the most annoying things I’ve seen here in a while

philosophical pessimism might be the father philosophy to gooning

i'm ashamed of philosophical pessimism now

I hate when this happens too. If I’m not invited I’m not going to invite myself. No point in being around people who clearly didn’t think of having you around.

In the midst of a searing Florida heat wave, a woman persuades her lover, a small-town lawyer, to murder her rich husband.

My brain getting too fried, I’m getting worried

Dawg at this point I need to chill tf out. Tf wrong w me bro. I’m sending unhinged ass messages to everybody. Everybody gonna start thinking I’m crazy. Wtf.

Wow John Lennon was an a******

It's time for me to read the Quran.

just ate fkn s*** on an electric scooter f***kkkk

Why do i feel so f***ing mixed up man