everytime i'm upset about something there is always a moment where i realise that i'm literally me and in an instant i am literally not upset anymore

i honestly can't even take myself being upset seriously these days like wtf is there to be upset about im just being dramatic fr

A "mandatory" meeting on my day-off where I don't get paid for my time or gas. How does that work?

agoraphobia

@ovocrew I love that avi sm, that's my all-time favorite.

Absolute legend.

I wish s***didn't exist

!dream Tyler Perry dressed up as goku

This beat the one

So ready for this week.

Feeling like we could do right

!dream "Pack Fantasies VII" in enge etienne font with a bunch of d**** sprawled over a table in a basement as an album cover

If i ruled the world id make mayonnaise illegal and anybody tryna traffic illegal mayonnaise ima throw the book at them 50+ years

crazy more u read history the more u realize how on point Marx was with commodity fetishism

🥲

Why the f*** is Deutschebahn/trains in Germany always f***ing late or delayed.

Too expensive for this

I have absolutely no clue how this induction stove works and i can’t find the manual for it

I got a type and they all f***ed up

bruh i might have fumbled a rly cool girl cus i didnt use snapchat

gonna have to figure out a recovery plan

!dream maxx

uhmm id like my AI credit back thanks

i b makin hits

I think I actually completed the being normal challenge