Why thr f*** is my back so itchy

I have great friends ngl

Ppl talk about me more than I do about them

There’s a method to my madness

My nigga tryna set me up with this bad emo chick I need tattoos and piercings pronto

I regret it so much

Me about any decision I ever made

Am I the only one?

But like I saw my ex graduating
And tbh am actually pretty happy for her, like I broke up with her since the relationship was toxic af, she abused me in every way and cheated on me etc

But she was my first girl ever still
And idk but every time I c a certain update, instead of feeling miserable af or vengeful am just happy to c her win

Maybe one side of me knows of she would stay miserable forever, the odds of her taking revenge on me would be bigger

Cause after we broke, she filed a false stalking report against me

Which obv pissed me off but I knew then she was still thinking about me and not really doing anything in life to "reset"

And now to c basic things like these happen, idk it just makes me happy 😂

Cause in a way I do remember this person had alot of potential but also her environment made her who she was
Like these were battles she had to fight for herself
So fr props to her

😶

maybe we're back?

Evolution kinda makes no sense

There has to be something guiding evolution it can't just be random mutations and natural selection

Man life is so funny. The one day I’m off work and I tell this girl I’m working so that I can just have a day to myself without anyone asking me to do s***, is the day this girl wanna FT during my supposed shift, when we never did that before. And it’s the day she wanna pull up on me at work

When you tell one lie, you gotta tell 100 more.

STOP MAKING SENSE
STOP MAKING ... SENSE

Marry, and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t marry, you will regret it either way. Laugh at the world’s foolishness, you will regret it; weep over it, you will regret that too; laugh at the world’s foolishness or weep over it, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it; believe her not, you will also regret it… Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the essence of all philosophy.

-Some Danish nigga

Might get mozzerella sticks sometime soonish

Damn, that man’s face is just like my face

Gotta blast 🤓

Thoughts on mozzarella sticks and fries as a combo?

Throw in some salt and a rich tomato dip, mamma mia