I got a joke about two twin asians named phuk yu and phuk mi
My other joke is about men of culture
eyes make their peace in difficulties with wounded lips and salted cheeks
and finally we step to leave to the departure lounge of disbelief
31 hours deep into a dry fast. Tha Carter II on rotation like its the 2000s.
Straight bets and parlays in motion for NHL and NBA games with the help of AI.
Not a single f*** giving about what's going on in the world right now.
I feel so bad for her, man. She’s been through and is going through so much. I’ll do whatever I can to support her
Man wtf
I had a dream I wanted to get a delicious pita
We ordered it, obv it's a dream so before it was ready we cruised through the whole city first
We got there, my friend took a pita started eating like a pig and mine wasn't there
Dude told me my friend must've took mine
I went to my friend and he had ate the whole damn thing up smh
I was mad af in my dreams and then I woke up f***in disappointed af irl too
Plus I really could use a pita now
Man wtf
I had a dream I wanted to get a delicious pita
We ordered it, obv it's a dream so before it was ready we cruised through the whole city first
We got there, my friend took a pita started eating like a pig and mine wasn't there
Dude told me my friend must've took mine
I went to my friend and he had ate the whole damn thing up smh
I was mad af in my dreams and then I woke up f***in disappointed af irl too
Plus I really could use a pita now
time to get a pita bruh
think I'm developing an addiction to spirals
Black & Asian mixed people are the only biracial group I’m aware of that actually stands in, embraces, and never fails to remind you that they’re indeed blasian. I love that for them.
Bro is the fractal fiend
that's a cool ass name ngl
Man I swear, Facebook toxic meme pages
They got me dead
Like these jokes stem from real life inspo, how f***in toxic are people specially when it comes to relationships
One thing I don't get, is why I never been invited to a podcast or something
Idk it seems like I been on every possible medium, except a podcast something I'd def be interested in doing
And all da ppl that I worked with so far, also been surprised af to learn that I have never been on a podcast
I mean all da folks dat work for the national media basically told me;
U have the looks and perfect energy for tv/entertainment
And I know podcasts are a thing rn
I always thought it was some form of competition perhaps?
I think it's strange tbh cause I know it would be hella fun
I saw that benji blue bills plays world of warcraft, i also saw that he had a fellow gang member who is gay playing with d****s, tbh his gang sounds lit thats the only gang id ever join, niggas is mad inclusive playing wow an s***