It's funny I c alot of s***, about how friends let their bros so their thing in front of a girl
I can tell u, when u a good looking guy, most guys just get jealous around u and wanna cockblock u
I was thinking damn how wholesome, wanna see each other win and eat
But then I was thinking;
Wait hold up this never happened to me
mofos dead ass trynna sabotage my convos
scratching my a****** feels so good
i was in a pretty s***ty mood but this got me. thanks
Need someone to cook up a meme of a Trump tweet that he has a stroke midway through until his head hits the keyboard and spams one key
Man this dude made me smile so hard last night
Dude be one of the few, white people in ma farmers village that is open minded
He always be dancing and singing along
And last night, we had this Convo and all da sudden he was like;
"Man u are smelling great again! U always smell great!"
Like I just started laughing and he was like;
"Nah man am a direct person, I got super strong senses too and u always smell great"
Like I ain't gonna cap, usually am the mofo giving compliments
But when u on the receiving end
Man I’m sick, vomit and diarrhea.
And the weather outside is beautiful.
And I was feeling healthy and s***.
I hope I recover fast
Ok
So if i stay in this field im looking at 100-200k salary
Imma try to finesse a job but if that dknt work ill do a postdoc
Either way s*** should be smooth sailing for me soon
Ong ion even got a car
I got one again recently and the problems started while driving home lmfao. Its been at the mechanic for the past 2 weeks
I got one again recently and the problems started while driving home lmfao. Its been at the mechanic for the past 2 weeks
Dawg these cars are a f***ing nightmare. Late stage capitalism kicking my ass
i like to imagine im like a psychedelic moth
like i emanate this glowing pollen that instantly hypnotizes any viewer
i like to imagine im like a psychedelic moth
like i emanate this glowing pollen that instantly hypnotizes any viewer
"psychedelic moth" throwing this in chatgpt premium to turn into a fly ass dj mix idea.