Hey Dookie! 💩

Am I the problem?

Waiting in line at chipotle, the two ladies in front of me are being picky af and annoying. I’m being patient af and the line is slowly building up. I finally get my order started and as soon as it goes to the veggie side she stops and starts the next 4 orders behind me

She’s going to go for another when I speak up like “can you please finish my order” she puts the veggies on and then goes back to do everyone else’s veggies…..

Bro

Why am I waiting for you to do everyone’s order?

At that point I get a little loud like “can I pay for my food? Anyone?” And some guy randomly pops out of nowhere not even sure what he was doing before all this.

Wtf is the thought process behind doing everyone else’s food in line ?? Lmao I’m so hot rn

Think I’ve decided to never eat there again. Not even like a big deal for me.

Kyle Rogger

Yeah I’m crashing out today

It has happened

Since the start I been wondering, one day some random is gonna copy/imitate my s*** in a diff way and folks gonna "cray" for it

First in my hometown dude that literally created a whole ass event with an idea he literally jacked from me smh

And now this other guy busy DJing middle of the park

And da crowd is always da crowd that wouldn't support me or show me love

But when a white average dude do da same, they hop on his dock smh

Like I couldn't quite clearly see da dude, looked like a basic af white guy
But I was like; I ain't ever seen anyone play music in dis park, that ain't no coincidence and all y'all sitting here around him, specially u guys, y'all would be hating on me

Literally this chick was even pointing at me

They say "imitation is the highest form of flattery"
F*** dat, specially as a black guy in dis racist country, I've experienced it so many times, an average ugly ass white dude just gonna steal yo s*** and get praised as Jesus to spite u

Why the f*** did I order a meatball sub today?

A PRETTY PENNY FOR PRIVACY

cause you were hungry

The stakes are high

It was just a test

Mayhem

😥

My parents returned from a 3 week trip about a week and a half ago. This was the first time in my life I’ve ever had the house to myself longer than 8 hours. I need to move out asap, I was able to have people over, keep the house neat and tidy when it’s usually a mess, come and go as I please. It really made me realize a lot. My family lowkey dysfunctional asf

we back.

Finally…the weekend

i wanna do tongue tricks on her taco :(

you should be able to fight your landlord once a year without consequences

or have s***with them