Criterion always putting s*** on sale when I’m f***ing broke

I’m upset.

Razor bump right on my lip, it’s disrespect.

Yall quit playing and buy a bidet

what they got on sale?

I came with the prouder (crowder) boys

30% off all 4k discs

New boss at work is some milf milk I'm way too freaked out for even feeling like that

u gotta f*** her

iOS 26 is definitely going to take some time for me to get adjusted to

I keep a stick where the bats live

Said u had the funding but they axed it

45 gon go on a tour
An im high off a bean in the store (true story)

jus hit 300 songs released on soundcloud

same day hit 900 songs liked

Another day

Another placement

u know what its like to be strapped to a bed on industrial strength tranquillizers while ur family walks in to see u at the mental hospital after you tried to jump out of a window screaming i want to die

life is crazy

I really need to get a wife man like wtf is this s***

One of my saddest jos yet

I have work in four hours...

ordered some sneakers yesterday and today they are at half the price
well I ain't playing games I'm gonna return and order them again

KANYE WEST DID THIS TO US

I ain’t even gonna be home this month

When i was a senior in high school my gay chem teacher said some racist s*** to me and i didn't call him a fa* and i regret that every day but it's crazy bc this was 11 years ago and nobody seemed to care lol

I have at least 5 wtf am i doing with my life moments daily

Been a while since I was faced with one of my former weaknesses…a fine Indian chick

Gahdamn speak that broken English to me baby 😮‍💨🫩