Mfers talkin bout unc this and unc that. Do you snap or not after dapping up? That’s the real unc factor

Changing card numbers like changing the locks of the crib on a company. All of the sudden you getting emails about Failed Payments and updating info…nah let’s talk about this s***ty product first my boy

Nigga called me at 7:30 am talkin bout a 1 week role

So i put my 2 week notice in with no other job lined up lol lets see how badly this goes again?

Car ahead of me paid for my coffee today

She was a delta too s/o to her

Think this famous tiktok girl live in my city lmao

Told myself I can live off day trading . Bought 5 prop firm accounts and passed them all.

Made 3k on each account netting 15k and somehow managed to blow the accounts before payout. I’m in 10k credit debt with no job and now I plan on joining the air force

the cool thing about money is that u can always make more. but damn thats rough

Gotta keep moving up

join air reserves if youre going to join. but honestly in ur spot with only 10k you could just get a job with the city/county and maybe bargain ur debt down to 5k

How the insta reel got more likes than the actual song got plays

I planned on enlisting active duty.

I don’t know why I self sabotage myself but I want to run away from everything and everyone.

Nah im finna elevate

I wanna put a neurolink on someone who can rly freestyle and figure out why some ppl can rap so good

New clothes still make me feel like a child on Christmas Day

feelsgood

When a superior expect you to get some s*** done in a day that would realistically take a few days to a week 🫩

Take bottlenecks into consideration imma try but I’m not gonna bust my ass for some s*** if you was doing you know damn well you couldn’t finish this in the amount of timeframe you tryna constrict me too lol

in my opinion joining the military can solve so many problems but it leaves so many problems unturned if you think its gonna help you with the problem plaguing you the most go ahead just know it aint a fix all and you can become a better person on your own without it

Meeting in 8mins

Gotta kill this

Oh no the coffee just hit my stomach pray for me

I can overlook a lot when it comes to business. Yes I’m young, I’ll adhere to the pecking order of s*** and play my role 🫩

You not finna act like I just be bullshitting though because you throw hella tasks on me that you don’t want to do

everyone at my job is coughing or sneezing

i got sick about a week ago and took a day off. still sick

Addicted to spicy doritos

#cantputdownthebag
#icantputdownthebaggg

Tfw u realize ya license been suspended for 3 years

Fml

Feel like andre only got 3k to my name