I can’t be preaching this punctuality s*** and I’m a few minutes late myself long let me tighten up og

Boy this cup of coffee got me feeling like I popped an adderall today

no cap ive never puked off that s***

bro i drank half a small iced coffee yesterday i went to bed at 5am

Let me go make one real quick I need that

What time you drank it?

Like 930am

Oh that was strong fr I used to be like that but maybe I built up a tolerance or something

Got to

Ngl I think I did read somewhere though that iced coffee is stronger or something than hot coffee? Like you’ll be more wired if you drink it cold I drink ms hot most the time.

I only drink coffee like 1-2 times a month so yea probably tolerance

Psyduck should’ve been water psychic

Slowpoke should’ve been normal water

Its time for me to accept i dont look cute no more. I used to be the one

Water + rock

One thing i dont understand is d***riders

Ppl who be associated or think theyre associated with cool or successful ppl and treat everyone else like s***. Like bro u dont even know these niggas out here and what theyre capable of, jus cus we not famous or rich yet dont mean we never will be.

I got a list of ppl im never fw when i become successful

Point being if ur gonna be an a****** be an a****** to everyone stop d***riding

What about slowpoke gives off rock energy?

Mb was thinkin about the evolve form

Ehhh still no rock vibes. It sleeps on a rock I guess

Bruh it got a big ass rock on its tail

Aeropostale
Hollister
American Eagle
Abercrombie & Fitch

We want pool cleaning updates!

Sometimes the world of today feels like a complete dystopian universe that I used to watch movies about as a kid.

Hoping so much that things will swing in another direction somehow

I'm going to strangle this new coworker if he doesn't leave me alone.

I was incredibly poor growing up and never got to see any of my favorite rappers or artists live

So it’s pretty incredible that in my adult life I’ve been to hundreds of shows, have seen almost everyone I’ve wanted to, and I bring my son with me so he can experience it as well and not have to battle any social crowd anxiety that so many young people have

Young me would be so proud