My dumbass fault for participating in the scam that is Black Friday.

Why do i have the humor of a 12 year old

“Moving in silence don’t mean it’s moving slow”

Ion want a wife but i do want kids

when your homie too drunk to take you home so you gotta suffer through 5am uber cancellation loop purgatory

Smh

“Everything To Lose” would be a hard album title

nuke everything. burn it all to the ground

Adhd ruins everything

don't know what to do w my life rn

These next five weeks of work are going to be hell.

its slippin fr

this site losing the magic

Playing heartgold on my phone

So far running with Quilava, Flaaffy, and Hoppip

Winter sucks

Too cold to go for ride

Its 60 in my house rn

Too broke to go out

Fml

U so real for this

She dont wanna f*** she wanna dance is bar of the year

Hoppip is so f***ing cute and it friggin flies

Wish Plies was more consistent in this late stage of his career

Slop

Absolute slop

Forgot to mention I have it so that every random encounter is a shiny so the hoppip is green

How Does it Feel to Not Be a Chronic Masturbator Anymore Right .

My son just made me so proud

I showed him a picture of our kitten but I had AI turn the kitten into a zombie

I trolled him and said it’s a real image from the future, he asked for my phone so he could prove it’s AI, and I said no, then he said nvm he just wants my phone for fun, I said “damn you’re really gonna lie to my face like that?”

Then he whispered “You really gonna lie to my face about that AI bullshit”

saying slurs off the slurricane

This torta was not fwm last night and I thank God for guarding me 🙏🏾