who wants to be my friend?

Food is going to be en route before the night is out

wish there was a car sxn but this website is full of p****fucks

Need YT to drop my recap, where tf is it

If it’s for music, a buddy of mine sent his via screenshots today, so I would try this help article & see if you can find it. If you look under “find your recap” section, it has instructions for Android/desktop/iphone : support.google.com/youtubemusic/answer/11418178?hl=en&co=GENIE.Platform%3DiOS&oco=0

I already got the music. It comes with the premium so I check it out once a while but I barely used it

Guessing the video one they still need more time to parse everything cause ik I use mine a lot. That or they know I'm still using the Revanced app lol

On God, fried chicken is the best invention of all time

Chick Fil A, Raising Cane’s Popeye’s, Dave’s Hot Chicken.. all of it is GOAT

Wish I could eat it all the time with no health issues man.. at the drive thru now

workin with these kids rly teaching me a lot about myself

they have a much clearer vision of what theyre tryna do than i do

that’d be sick

Ziwe fine as f***

This jobs killing me gang.

Ordered something on December 4th and that s*** STILL aint arrive yet goddamn

My son tricked his teacher into letting him get on the bus to the rec center yesterday so he could go do STEM projects

While I am impressed that he was able to pull that off, it was so scary when he didnt get home on the bus yesterday

Luckily I had a feeling where he would go, but damn, it's crazy creating a little nigga thats JUST as bold as you

That's exactly some s*** I woulda did as a kid

that's a good attitude for life because playing within the rules will always lead to becoming a follower, but i understand how as a parent that is scary AF

lmaoooooo this guy got my haircut. like it's the same length, parting his hair in the middle just like i did.

a few months ago, this other guy got a flip phone after I had been posting about getting one.

idc how much of that is actually my influence i'm taking credit.

i start waves every1 rides them :D

I haven’t checked my notifications since the Kendrick drake beef. It’s been blue 99 for a year now.

Ayo i f***ing suck at shopping

Ima buy milk, cereal, eggs, grits, turkey bacon, and a 30 rack and figure out this work s*** over the weekend.

when everyone fw u>>>

Being a childless bachelor out here is so peaceful...especially when you're not controlled by lust chasing women

Don't even know what stress is anymore.

is god a troll?

D*** aint hard this a rack in my purple jeans

My eyes can’t roll hard enough when someone complains about how schools don’t teach cursive anymore