Is there any way i can pre-order my next Mamdani vote

She’s begging to be on the phone.

Watch when I call she won’t have s*** to talk about

this sailor moon lowkey fire

sailor moon lowkey od underrated jus cus it meant for girls

Covid was actually sad asf if you had a family die from it in the hospital you weren't even allowed to see them

My mom gonna flip when she smell me

Childfree movement or whatever is something else...

f*** having kids though

Just because I noticed incompatibilities down the line doesn’t mean I used you as a fling

I remember these days

niggas think that because im a b****, im a b****

like jus cus i have a vagina, dont mean im p****

runnin outta hope these days

need a new job

Take me Back to mecca man 💔 😩

Why did i check my ring can and see my lil (sis) getting in the car of a charger that had very loud noise exhaust

Can’t stop smiling weed at the moment.
Even though what I smoke is very mild, I need it everyday to deal with how my life is and also I have just gotten hooked.

Gonna sell my micro Korg keyboard today

More hypocrisy from the right:

Alex Pretti shouldn’t have been carrying a gun….

Ok so since when did conservatives not want people carrying guns (oh it’s cuz we’re liberal).

“Don’t bring a gun to a protest” oh yeah like the Jan 6 riot where everyone had a gun and people died….

This man is still talking about his 300 million dollar ballroom

Literally no better simple pleasure in life than waking up early on ur day off to just exist and drink coffee in ur living room

“OMG the left is so disgusting for making fun of Charlie Kirk”

B**** DO YOU SEE HOW THE RIGHT COMMENTS?!?!?

They say 60% of the internet is bots….

Hah! That’s a fun factoid, however it’s important to consider the broader context and nuanced factors at play. While statistics like this can be eye-catching, the reality is more complex, and interpretations may vary depending on methodology and definitions. Ultimately, further a***ysis and credible sources are needed to fully understand our implications as bots.

Why am i hungry right now damn

Just made a cake
Might smoke Bob Dylan smoke and start making pasta so it can cook a couple of hours.
Sold my Korg micro-korg today, because I never use it

Ain’t got no energy and my mood is low