At my worst pool job we hired dudes who said they’d had 15 years exp and I’d come up to salt cells they put in completely upside down, like there should be no way to f*** this up, the words on it are read right side up and that’s also just the way the water flows so it should be a no brainer but no….

Stay on your tutoring toes

this interview was for whole foods so i should be str8

fumbled this girl 2 weeks ago and have been praying on the downfall of her new boyfriend but now he’s in a wheelchair

In your eyes by The Weeknd is stuck in my head

I'm actually so f***ing sick of this house

Calling in sick two days in a row so it doesn't look suspicious

Tell me why i feel sober off 600mg

Blacklisted by the IOF apparently because of donations to Gaza

So glad that I get to sleep in plus the fact that it will rain overnight

niggas shot up my house and it still f***in pisses me off everyday like i couldnt do s*** and i was literly so close to dying and some mfs go thru this s*** every day

Some ppl always think life a movie when reality it just boring af so they make s*** up to cope

its been winter for 2 years now

some younger gen z don’t know how to court women and it makes me sad

So mods just mute people with no explanation or warning?

lol…

Who remembers the YouTube comments back in the day like "98 people thought the dislike button said "dis I like""

Wonder what AI prompt Marco Rubio used to make that abomination of a speech

Glad ur good

I'm so f***ing bored at work they gave me a week to do all this training stuff and I did it in one day

Fasting around people eating food

Everytime i get some confidence that my hair doesnt look bad i get reminded that its still very obviously thinning

Always funny when a dude u smoked blunts with likes ya linkedin post

Few things are more disappointing than seeing a clip of some thick fine s***, and then you go to look her up, and see her more recent post and she’s obviously been on Ozempic

these melodies are insane

Idk how i do the s*** i do