Ive lied my way out of so many crazy situations

Nigga didn't give me my 3rd remote day and gave me a hard arrival time to come. I might be cooked.

@JayZOfTheSouth SKATEBOARD P ON THE TRACKKKKK

I'MA SMOKE THESE NIGGAS LIKE SOME CRACKKK

#letemknowoutnow

I remember in HS i took this dudes gold watch an put it in the microwave (no i didnt turn the microwave on)

My dad was so f***ing pissed

We used to fw the teachers so much my friends thought it was funny to make new gmail accounts and send teachers gay p***

My favorite is when i yelled "AYO LEMME SUCK YO D***" at the principal during a assembly. Never got caught

What

Rip my boy dale we used to get absolutely smacked and hit the hookah bar underaged

Them college girls was feelin ya boy too. I used to look so good

My boys got better stories. One my friends almost OD on x**** at a college football game an almost got arrested. I wish i was there for that

U got any funny high school stories

I used to sleep thru all my morning classes an still get As in AP courses. My teachers all hated me but i was smarter than most of them

Lemme think I'll get back to you

High school was such a stupid time

I'm 100% certain that they've altered recorded history

I took one ap course for a semester but failed it i was lowkey dumb

Don't Trust these Hoes man .

i took aps just cause my friends were in them and usually better teachers. classes were generally easy but f*** ap comp sci

another reason i took them was to leave early after we took our final

Celibacy saves bankrolls, holes, and souls.

Bro actually complimented my rapping and my brain cant comprehend it tbh

Oh yea the one ap i completely failed was computer science. That java s*** almost broke my brain

Doesnt help my teacher was like dumb racist

Atlantis and the story of thoth

i think i failed the final exam but passed with a C

f*** java!

bro it sucked ass because the teacher we were supposed to have got pregnant n went on maternity leave like week one. so we got some replacement that did not know wtf she was doin everyone basically taught themselves it was rough

Game theory

Hoes got inherent social clout compared to men, especially if they bad. That s*** turns 99% of humans into narcissists and demons

Yea fam that also happened to me, my b****ass teacher got a different job halfway thru the year, everyone just cheated off this one dude (ironically the same dude whos watch i put in a microwave )

we also had 2 students that we all cheated off

one of them is the face of a goofy viral meme

i member seeing years later after graduating