Idk how yall do it my parents have sent me 5k this year an im still broke

I kinda wanna buy sum percs now....

Naww we partying today

My parents are so goated

Moms retiring in june im so happy for her

Wrestlemania

Had a great sesh with my bandmate

Taught her how to harmonize her vocals by essentially creating chords out of them

damn gotta wait 40 min for my train back home

I’m the singer, you’re the drummer
When you hit it, hit it rougher

making some pawp music on the train

Goth girl texting me back “you tell all your new hoes how down bad you are for me?”

HOLYSHIT

WE ARE SO BACK

this girl just texted me that she wants me to f*** her

"Shoutout ktt"

Never forget the legendary discord call that included a user shouting out Ktt while giving backshots in a group call

Guess I’m bout to bring her some Panda

Make sure it don’t give her bubble guts bro

I find it funny that my brother and I call our younger cousin “big boi in the morning” because we can’t pronounce his name

How can it not be money over b****es in this life?

Every once in a while ill look at someones name and count how many letters are in their name and if its not an even number ill cut myself

I want sloppy toppy