This girl kept asking me if i would protect her in public and I'm joking it off like haha that'd never happen but shes like at least lie to me and say yes

I shouldve seen what she was insinuating

hey panini don't you be a meanie

I f***ing hate myself and always have hated myself

Let's break this down.

Starting with. Why?

houngry

the fact so many parents were saying 'this hurts me more than it hurts u' to the point it became a meme is so goofy like where tf did yal all get that

Need me a girl like ninajirachi

she was literally born 9 days after me, same year

I need enough clout to get vibe checked by her. need to marry her fr

ever since I was a little boy I wanted to marry a british or australian girl , on god

Aussies wrinkle so damn fast cause of the harsh sun + their love for the beach 💀

you speaking from experience

based on its geographical location, Aus has extremely harsh UV compared to most of the world

and nah no experience lol just observing. aussies do be hot tho , that accent is 50/50 for me

i feel like sometimes its sexy sometimes it isnt

droughtmonitor.unl.edu/CurrentMap/StateDroughtMonitor.aspx?FL

SHE THINK IM SWAGGY

AN SOMETIMES TACKY

Ion rly fw humans

Get strapped if u rly wanna imprese these hoes tbh

😔

My youtube comments be going crazy

I b averaging like 30 likes

U sir are getting the premium pack

I bought some pokemon cards off eBay last year that I thought would go up in value. Went to a card show today. My small stack was valued at $600 unreal

Welcome to the team vexx

I might b the next natecxo

Every

F***ing
Beat
Slaps

concerts are overrated

I jus got a crazy skit idea

When ur a d*** dealer and someone asks for roofies

checked a b**** ass nigga at work and he folded