Once i get my sleep schedule back to normal diet and exercise properly its over for you niggas

Might pull off staying awake for 24 hrs to try and adjust it

“What’s his name? nephilim? Yeah no that’s an alien…”

Been watching too much ancient aliens

Smoke any weed with a hint of citrus tones in it and it’s like smoking a air freshener

What should I text this girl on hinge next…I asked her if she’s Thai and she said no. Now I already have a completely unhinged (pun intended) response: when can I Thai you up?….but I don’t want to take it there. I don’t wanna keep guessing what she is either that’s lame af

Oh I should use Thai the knot instead

Got a parfait from Publix blueberry raspberry strawberry blackberry

Listening to Speakerboxxx

time to bullshit at work

let me put you on some ktt gamae
from the hinge/tinder thread

Yea but if I do it it’s harassment

Ngl that s*** used to work for me crodie but I’m 33 now 🚬🫩

And 2 instances ain’t proof man tell me how many times that line bricked lol

Plus s***with no emotional connection? that s*** gets old af

there were more screenshots in that post

and i member other users posting similar
some were even crazier

I been having too many headaches lately. Result of long intermittent fasts.

What was 9/11 like

Haven't slept since 9pm currently 9am. Gonna try to stay awake for another 12 hours to reset my sleep

ur cooked man

I was in 2nd grade. The teachers had the news on tv in the classrooms. My mom pulled me out of school and took me home. She sat me down and tried to explain to me what was going on as things were happening. I remember being distraught and cried for the people. It was weird seeing people have no choice but to jump out of the windows. My dad was a firefighter and he wanted to go help look for survivors but didn’t.

Why does tinder want me to send 20 likes to get to know what I like…..

🚬🫩 they’re about to have AI do my s*** for me aren’t they

Hurricane season began. Let’s see how this goes with super El Niño

Fun times…fun times

Absolutely. Caffeine overload otw.