These P**** ass niggas are killing me bruh

In that case I’m Playing Station with yo X Box telling her to Switch positions. Talking to the kitty like PSP PSP PSP PSP she’s bouncing on my Wii Wii

This fat white chick at the pool is staring at me and im bricked

Mood

I got the most cartoonishly hairy nut sac

Like you could slick draw my s*** blindfolded and accurately depict the hairiness

Hitting these ball hairs with some scissor work. Straight scissors. No razors. No buzzers.

Jazz might be the goat genre of music...could listen to it until my casket drops.

Ok going to take a razor to the nut follicles

manscaped...thank me later

Invest in living artists

At the bookstore and this white girl has the fattest ass leggings all the way up, cropped shirt

Real

I hate people who gatekeep s*** for the sole purpose of wanting to feel needed.

Me go one day without saying something wild challenge

At the movies and I looked in the trash can next to my room. A bucket of popcorn, perfectly intact , only 1/4th eaten .

I grabbed that s*** instantly free food

AND I found a basketball with air next to a twisted tee hidden in the bushes. Prob belongs to someone but f*** em i put it in my car lol

Let me guess she walked up to you and said she wants you to meet her in the bathroom

This mf @eversince be bagging hoes left and right and come to find out he’s this guy

Nah I was with my cousins lol I wasn’t gon try anything

started to larp smoking cigs

Said my name is Neo for my order

The matrix b****