Likewise my friend

Needed some W’s. Thank U God

Im a simp locked in the body of a real nigga

My new life goal is to become an s tier youtube commenter

Imma real nigga but im also extremely conscious of homosexual innuendo so i say pause like once every 5 minutes

Effortless motion

Zero stress

Casted my ballot early by mail already

We need a teejayx6 but instead of rapping about scamming he rap about investing

I jus spent 6 hours on the forex
Deposit hit my bank account i jus went and copped 4 checks
I jus hired a secretary she say she want more s***Invested 10k in bands i jus hit 6x
Invested 10k bands into xAI
I jus took my b**** to the bed bath and beyond
Cartier diamonds on my wrist feel like freon
My white b**** shop at neimans and her hair color neon
Lil nigga u a b**** we gon treat u like a peon
Off the addy pill everything feel so clear
I jus cashed out on amazon and copped a moncleir
Never believed them when they said that life not fair
My contracter high on lsd he jus copped a pet bear
Im on adderall and im chillin at the state fair
I jus spent 6k on a brand new chair

Let me tell y'all about this one time at J.P. Morgan

type

What do u do when youve outgrown the shoes society puts on your feet? Go back to school? Find a better job? But what if no one believes in you?

You prove them wrong by being resourceful and doing what no one else could

the girl who help me with 3d stuff is hot

go on

Jason mamoa has My Name Is Mud in a playlist he made on Apple

i've been making these goon compilations

i think it satisfies the part of my brain that likes hyper-focusing on my aesthetic taste

same mechanism that makes me a great artist / creative genius

but i've spent too much time on it

Ive been obsessed on this interview and im not sure why

Why my mom cook me a big piece of fish if I don’t fish like that

Thinks I like seafood cause the girl I dated for a min was pescatarian so we went to a lot of seafood places. But I wasn’t actually ordering seafood if I could get some else

Shardee where ya going? 🤭

You're Actually so cooked holy f***

i know right