Everybody where i work, including my boss, have agreed to not work on fridays

If i told u who i work for ud be like wtf

This mf work at a gay bar

Thats f***ed up

All imma say is its a government job

Summer’s over

This mf work for ICE

I couldnt say no to the 50k bonus

I wish i coulda worked for ice 50k would change my life

when you fry it in a pan its called grilled cheese but what if you put it in the microwave?