Every single time it feels like I’m about to get the girl life f***s me over.

I’m looking for the “girl from Taxi Driver” to my “guy from Taxi Driver”

im so bad at leetcode pls stop asking me this

still think this is the worst way to test someone after all these years

Very concerned about the average intelligence level of the average person I interact with on a daily basis

I’m tired of this iOS keyboard gaslighting me on being this bad at typing

Why is this site always broken early in the morning now?

Prime s***posting hours going to waste...

My dumps smell awful when i eat at this one place

I hope every b**** that's ever ghosted me gets ghosted by god when they die stupid w****s

B****es got abandoned by their day and think they can do the same to me

He's such a Nerd man i can't believe i used to stan him

A 🐐

Legit scared of making prolonged eye contact with women

My new job sent me for a d*** test so I left work an hour early

I make it to the clinic and they stop testing at 3pm

I got off at 2:30 and traffic f***ed me over

I would’ve taken the highway if I had known they stopped at 3 or if they told me I would’ve hauled ass smh

Also I find it rlly amusing that the owner of the company has his desk with the normies bro doesn’t even have his own office

It’s crazy that they made 5million in sales last year over some mundane products crazy world

Its funny cus when i was in college them girls fw me heavy like b****es would jus come up an sit next to me an s*** but i couldnt talk to them cus it would dispell the illusion of me being real asf and i cared more about aura farming than getting p****

Am i really this out of shape or is my body aging

This beat too damn complicated team r2r system
My boy said he on the way but we alrdy hit em
These b****es some w****s (horns) like the logo of the texans
She said she wan f*** but i dont care delete the message
He said he wan rap i told my boy delete the session
Mp5 it barely miss u so lucky like blessin
Mossberg draco mpk i came with smith and wesson
My blick it dont make no sound like i came with real metal
Said u tryna press me but u get popped like corn kettle
All my b****es bad as f*** im not the type to settle
Rpo then take it home we slammin like a rebel
I got blick on hip i got blower like the army
U niggas is charmin soft like u could never harm me
Telepathic bullets hit ya heart to heart like starmie
Art by ark got movie scopes im drippin in sum marni
Came with hella sticks and poles like all my njggas farming
My wrist ocean water blue im drippin like a thresher
U said u smoke pvc but u dont got no pressure
Tie em up u upside down told u ud learn ya lesson
Fell like nine i keep a nine and i also keep fn

Coulda sworn ktt had a mobile version layout or am I tweakin?

Played a game of soccer and didnt huff and puff