Love tenet.

Good for him thats good goons

White people be like “uhhhh yes I’ll have the sweet and sour chicken”

Seeing the girl who told you she wasn’t ready for a relationship boo’d up is a different type of pain.

I cant move

I jus been eating an smoking for hours

U gotta kill her

Jus found the best single skittle flavor

No work tomorrow

Trump unveiling the human cloning program

B**** ion give a f*** let me watch this football game

addicted to that fly vintage music s***.

No work until Friday over here.

Enjoy yourself king

chick working at this bar was checking me out earlier but i fumbled the eye contact like i caught her looking but couldn't hold it been too long out the game

Gotta hit her with one of these

with the level of drunk i am now that would totally be plausible she was kinda cute ngl just ain't had a success story in a minute so confidence is low

Hmm. Perplexed with my Sunday night

The way I’m having a blast playing Cat Quest with my girl

One win away from reaching plat in the finals took me like 100 hours lmao

My determination to not be s*** at things will never leave me

Like I have to be above average in the things I put time

At least the top percent

Top 1 percent or whatever idk

Fml my team so ass I top fragged and we still lost

it's just a plant bro