That reminds me of the time i wore boxer's with nut on them to work didn't realize it till i got home. Like damn i was really walking around mfs with my man juice 2 inches away from them

ur killing me man, reading this at my desk

only on hinge are you gonna find a “not political” Christian trans woman

Dreaming of my sailboat and taking along the Florida suncoast to have tons of s**

I’m looking at the coast below so like Cape Coral and Naples and man they look like such cool waterways to explore. All the little islands and nooks and crannies

Internet died at work

I cut my mustache way better than my barber does. Why do I pay this nigga

lock this s*** already

Barbers always f*** that up

She gtta be high as shi

Ong

My brain is programmed to remember only bad memories smh

got covid in the big 26 #gg

washed ass disease

Hope u Get better tho

just hoping it comes out negative on Friday so i can attend this cool party

Swear. Not one time has a barber given me the mirror after trimming my mustache and I thought “perfect”

Not to mention when he trims what little facial hair I do have, it feels like I need stitches afterwards with how sharp his clippers are. He charges $20. I don’t even have a full beard, just a mustache and some chin hair.

Sometimes he does a good job. Sometimes I leave the chair looking like Hitler. But the way I cut my mustache just now looks better than anything he’s ever done

I look like a sexy painter right now nigga

Wait until I learn how to taper myself. Never letting a barber rob me again

He typically cuts it like this, just slightly different each time. WOAT

out of all the new jeans i bought, the women pair fit me best even a size smaller than one of the men pairs (wish i sized up on that one).

i still cant get over the fact it has FAKE pockets stitched closed

Yeah I have been to so many barbers they don't know how to do facial hair. I have to go to some bougie ass beard place for them to be able to do it.

Barbers see dah mustache as a part of the fade or sumin idk

That's crazy