Tell that nigga bruh he a b****

Iiiii feelll aliiveeeeee

Sitting outside just catching a cool breeze sippin tea

Its crazy how close i am to being homeless theoretically

The more I talk to this girl the more I want to marry her

Diogenes type beat

thanks man that's a very kind thing to say

yeah you'll need lots of practice so getting your own shaker and everything is good. i got my job with zero real experience behind a bar and i actually asked my boss last week what made him give me a chance based on my weak CV. he said it was the fact I said I worked events. what I had done was say that I owned a small business that provided cocktails for small private events like weddings, bachelor parties, etc. technically speaking this wasn't a lie, I did do that a few times for friends, but it wasn't a real business, and more truthfully I just made friends drinks at house parties.

but anyways making cocktails had been a passion hobby of mine for years so I had lots of knowledge over technique, what makes a good cocktail, etc. and so I knew i would be a good bartender. I even read The Bar Book by Morgenthaler before i started the job search.

so my advice, learn lots about mixology, watch some videos maybe even read that book, understand the flow of work and why drinks are made the way they are, and then practice making them. get a pour spout to practice free pouring timing. and then lie a little bit on your CV haha. bartending school is largely a waste, you can learn that all on your own and I've heard mixed things about whether they actually help you get a job at all

good luck!

I love you man

My meth addicted friend with a psychology degree told me What i really want more than killing myself potentially is a Time Machine to see the future to see if i make it out of my situation and my mental. If i did then it would be for nothing if i didn't then touche.

6 months of sobriety down the drain

I dont even feel better my life is still the same I'm just f***ed up and high rn

I'm staring at this gen5 in the kitchen counter bro i can take it and blow my brains out rn lmfaooooo

Amanda bynes

The education connection commercial from 2008 is stuck in my head rn

This is a very bad high rn very bad trip very bad hi

F*** SEINFELD

love you too man take care with yourself

VOTE VOTE VOTE!

Mdnt series

What an awful night last night ugh i feel terrible

I'm trying but man life is hard when your one day away from everything falling apart

Learn anything from that?

What a f***in week

better days soon come