Woke up
Smoked
Went to work
Chilled
Went home
Made beats
Watched bleach
Literally been making funny tweets for 30 minute chilling on a couch
Like yea f*** it capitalism had a good run
Lady in my life Michael jackson
The cavernous depths of my ass could never be large enough to account for the ever pressing need to pull more bullshit hinge messages out of my gaping a******
Just had a roll of smarties and I’m appalled at how fewer there are in the rolls these days. Actually enraging.
Met these cool ppl at work
We on the roof of the office smoking blunts an i think my homie getting his d*** sucked rn
The cavernous depths of my ass could never be large enough to account for the ever pressing need to pull more bullshit hinge messages out of my gaping a******
@Slapfiendd u feel me
Met these cool ppl at work
We on the roof of the office smoking blunts an i think my homie getting his d*** sucked rn
go join your homie
go join your homie
Yall niggas are always GAY
actin like youve never had your d*** sucked next to your homie
Bro i just noticed the craziest s*** at work
This guy who runs the database team always has an asian personal assistant.
When i first joined there was one who found out she was pregnant then she quit.
The second one quits after 2 weeks
The current one is joined to the hip with this guy they come in together go to lunch together and leave together. Like they even work remote the same days and come in the office the same days
I'm really the only one noticing this
Update on this but i swear i just seen them two kissing in his office
D***s . Mine is My Character.. With a Real Personality and Feelings .
He ain't me.
Texted this girl lets see how this goes
If that's living life fully COUNT ME OUT
im tryna run back a 3some with my homie this halloween again
What The F*** Talk Been Goonin' off of ... Prylasect.
Hit The Gym Goddamn .. Fillet o Fish For the Omega 3s .
im tryna run back a 3some with my homie this halloween again
that's not a threesome unless you getting f***ed
im tryna run back a 3some with my homie this halloween again
College Zombie. 😂 ..
that's not a threesome unless you getting f***ed
Ride Sharing Made People Hella Soft Not Like Ride Sharing But The Fact People are Okay with it. Just did.