Last night, edged for 2 hours and nutted so hard it hit my eye and the ceiling
Do you like delayed ejaculation when it comes to your organisms?
Do you like delayed ejaculation when it comes to your organisms?
Delayed as in edging? If you dont edge youre a psycho simple as that
once had a pet parrot
Reported to the fbi, nsa, cia, the gestappo, interpol , fox news, hillary clinton foundation and peta
Your f***ed
Honestly the best one i had was when me and my homie that I was telling you guys about last week that I have feelings for, were smoking weed in the McDonald’s parking lot in his Sabaru Outback and due to our increased appetites, we start talking about food. Due to the euphoria I feel around him and not being around my POS father, I let my guard down and let my immature side come out. I kept making sexual food puns towards him in a joking manner, but I think it made him kind of uncomfortable. I said things like “you should try my foot long” or “you can give my a quarter pounder anyday”. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Things escalated when I put my hand on his leg and he let me keep it there for a good 15 seconds.
Suddenly, he said he had to go help out his mom do yard work (even though it was 10 PM) and quickly dropped me off at home. This happened on Tuesday night. I hit him up yesterday and today with no response and I think I’ve ruined my friendship with him and I want to cry now.
What should I do now guys?
Reported to the fbi, nsa, cia, the gestappo, interpol , fox news, hillary clinton foundation and peta
Your f***ed
Aint you the guy who almost molested his friend
its his favorite organism
Aint you the guy who almost molested his friend
I think we've all almost molested our friend before
Wouldn't be KTT2 if someone wasn't getting into some sexual tomfoolery
Honestly the best one i had was when me and my homie that I was telling you guys about last week that I have feelings for, were smoking weed in the McDonald’s parking lot in his Sabaru Outback and due to our increased appetites, we start talking about food. Due to the euphoria I feel around him and not being around my POS father, I let my guard down and let my immature side come out. I kept making sexual food puns towards him in a joking manner, but I think it made him kind of uncomfortable. I said things like “you should try my foot long” or “you can give my a quarter pounder anyday”. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Things escalated when I put my hand on his leg and he let me keep it there for a good 15 seconds.
Suddenly, he said he had to go help out his mom do yard work (even though it was 10 PM) and quickly dropped me off at home. This happened on Tuesday night. I hit him up yesterday and today with no response and I think I’ve ruined my friendship with him and I want to cry now.
What should I do now guys?
Nice copypasta get rekt kiddo
Aint you the guy who almost molested his friend
that was a fake thread
Honestly the best one i had was when me and my homie that I was telling you guys about last week that I have feelings for, were smoking weed in the McDonald’s parking lot in his Sabaru Outback and due to our increased appetites, we start talking about food. Due to the euphoria I feel around him and not being around my POS father, I let my guard down and let my immature side come out. I kept making sexual food puns towards him in a joking manner, but I think it made him kind of uncomfortable. I said things like “you should try my foot long” or “you can give my a quarter pounder anyday”. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Things escalated when I put my hand on his leg and he let me keep it there for a good 15 seconds.
Suddenly, he said he had to go help out his mom do yard work (even though it was 10 PM) and quickly dropped me off at home. This happened on Tuesday night. I hit him up yesterday and today with no response and I think I’ve ruined my friendship with him and I want to cry now.
What should I do now guys?
I had something similar happen to me. Crazy