Imagine the think pieces would be written about @wild if this message board was more popular

@wild

some bullshit like:

"@wild unceremoniously strips down modern society's movers and shakers into their most basic, innocent forms with riveting threads like 'Last night I f***ed Elon Musk'".
Every other day, users eagerly await who @wild makes the next victim in his socially conscious coutus-based thread series. Within these purposely post-modern, surreal series of threads, he strategically names a prominent pop culture icons, such as Lady Gaga, Kanye West, Donald Trump, and Justin Bieber, as sexual partners. This accentuates the vulnerability of each fantasy partner he mentions, reminding us of the fragility of life and to look at each other with glass-fashioned face mask while at the same time giving us a glimpse into an ideal future where you can experience pure sexual bliss with someone you admire for most of your young adult life. Imagine how liberating it would be to say something like "wow I love Kanye West" and then have the means to f*** him and enjoy it, similar to how @wild does?

@wild is a new type of hero, a hero that 21st century millennials need to hear. Through his strangely forward-thinking threads, he reinforces the idea that while sticks can break our bones, the proverbial stones we spout on the internet will always hurt us. They have lasting damaging effects on those we direct them at, shattering the ubiquitous glass houses that surround all of us.

I hope @wild f***s me, next.

• Written by some 20 year old harvard student with green dyed armpits, two boyfriends, three girlfriends, and high on 2 bumps of coke.

• The article was submitted 2 minutes before the deadline and was written while they were having sex.

Time to log off friend

no u

highkey brag thread

i am a legend on the internet

He's the best schizophrenic on KTT2.

i'm bipolar! i never was schizophrenic! i was misdiagnosed!

No, that's the best thing someone ever said about me on the internet.

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That’s terrible. How’d they get it so wrong

i told the doctors i was experiencing auditory hallucinations when i was really experiencing an overwhelming response after waking up from a vivid nightmare. i had a manic episode years later and my diagnosis was changed to schizoaffective disorder. my diagnosis was changed again to bipolar disorder.

No one in this thread has avys wtf

Fair. Did they hospitalise and monitor the situation? Glad it’s sorted now though& hope you’re stable

Im not a tranknee lover. Internet could be spot on sometimes

yeah. i've been seeing my current psychiatrist for like 10 years. she finally corrected the diagnosis to bipolar disorder this year. it's still the same meds but i'm on a really low dosage and i haven't had anything similar to what i experienced 20 years ago when i was first diagnosed with schizophrenia. i was hospitalized in 2012, 2017, and 2021 when i experienced mania after stopping my meds, but no psychosis, so the bipolar disorder diagnosis makes sense. i'm mentally stable as long as i take my meds.

Critics are saying @wild is the Ben Simmons of no avi posters

Oh, you have to ruin life SXN too? 🚬🫩

Nah I love wild. They’re wild!

When I was born I was premature and they nicknamed me Wild Man cuz I would yank the cords they had hooked up to me like Mewtwo

Some Poolboy Q lore for ya

maybe if i practiced taoism and buddhism i would be enlightened like @op

the nba thread is for losers

i admit i was pissing them off on purpose and telling them sports is stupid and pointless

they got really mad at me so they started to gang up on me

they break the rules even more than me but because they have their own little club they're safe and loved by the corrupt mods