What’s the corniest thing you ever said to a date that still worked/ended in sex?

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  • Feb 20, 2022
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    C O Z Y x

    Ight so the quick version me and Shawtie was kickin it talkin bout soul ties

    I say some bullshit like
    “Well let’s see if we can feel our souls touch this time😏”

    And thinking back on it that is the worst most lightskin s*** I have ever said in my F***IN LIFE I want to die thinking back on that 😭😭😭😭🤣

    Crying at least you got some cooch in the end bruh

  • Feb 20, 2022
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    Specific to s***I had a house party one time and this chick pulled up but she was on some bullshit but I literally played her in Rock Paper Scissors where if I won I’d get to kiss her or whatever which kept escalating and parlayed that into s\*\*\*because I kept winning true story lmfao

  • Feb 20, 2022
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    I'm a hopeless romantic so 90% of the time I pull off corny lines

    but it's not the lines themselves that do the trick

    more so the energy and vibes

    but yeah I've done everything from zodiac parallels lines, to song lyrics, to duplicating movie scenes and even soulmate ''together forever'' type of s***

    looking back at em I meant 0% of em which makes me a d*** but I dont think any of the women I f***ed with were that gullible, they just went with the flow

    still got what I wanted tho

  • Feb 20, 2022
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    Invited jawn over to "watch Netflix"

    We turn on some bullshit, Hannibal? Idk.

    I hyperventilate heavy when I'm in close sexual proximity to women.

    She lays on me trying to put the moves, let's me know she wants it.

    I'm breathing heavily and freaking out.

    She looks at me and says are you ok? I stammer "It's uhhh h-hard to pay attention when you're this close "

    She instantly jumps on me and starts devouring my face then proceeded to destroy my s***.

  • Feb 20, 2022
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    C O Z Y x

    Ight so the quick version me and Shawtie was kickin it talkin bout soul ties

    I say some bullshit like
    “Well let’s see if we can feel our souls touch this time😏”

    And thinking back on it that is the worst most lightskin s*** I have ever said in my F***IN LIFE I want to die thinking back on that 😭😭😭😭🤣

    lmfao tbh that can work on the right girl

  • Feb 20, 2022
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    Jbreezyondeck

    Not specific to s***but when my friends and I were around 18 we had a competition to see who could get a naked picture of a girl the quickest and I hit this chick and told her my parents were getting divorced and I needed someone to cheer me up. I won and my parents are still going strong

    LMAOOOOOOO

  • Feb 20, 2022
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    Fka Groovy

    Invited jawn over to "watch Netflix"

    We turn on some bullshit, Hannibal? Idk.

    I hyperventilate heavy when I'm in close sexual proximity to women.

    She lays on me trying to put the moves, let's me know she wants it.

    I'm breathing heavily and freaking out.

    She looks at me and says are you ok? I stammer "It's uhhh h-hard to pay attention when you're this close "

    She instantly jumps on me and starts devouring my face then proceeded to destroy my s***.

    LMGDDAAOOO THIS SOME ANIME S*** IM WEAK AYO

  • Feb 20, 2022
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    GoodbyeCarl

    my opening tinder line is something like

    Do you like bagels? Cause you're baegoals.

    If they still f*** wit me after that I usually try to smash lol. I can't have no serious b**** lol

  • Feb 20, 2022
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    STILLSUNNY

    like if you're smooth enough u can pull that off but i dont think u puled that off eave it to the Rnb singers

    😭😭😭

  • Feb 20, 2022
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    LYL

    lmfao tbh that can work on the right girl

    It did bro but like

    It was a pause in the air after I said that s*** before anything happen

    and I just randomly remembered I said that and I hate myself for it today 😭

  • Feb 21, 2022
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    Jbreezyondeck

    Specific to s***I had a house party one time and this chick pulled up but she was on some bullshit but I literally played her in Rock Paper Scissors where if I won I’d get to kiss her or whatever which kept escalating and parlayed that into s\*\*\*because I kept winning true story lmfao

    This lowkey a W tho

  • Feb 21, 2022
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    I rapped the entirety of Dance With The Devil by Immortal Technique, and explained to her the concept in detail for 15 minutes

  • Feb 21, 2022
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    le epic poster xD

    i wish I could answer this

  • Feb 21, 2022
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    I say stupid s***/am pretty stupid almost anyways but my girl thinks it’s hilarious 90% of the time so

    Absolutely guarantee I couldn’t pull a diff girl at this point lmao I can’t properly flirt anymore nor do I want to 👀

  • Feb 21, 2022
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    NGNL

    Cheesy corny or “I just f***ed up” corny ? Different ballgames

  • Fka Groovy

    Invited jawn over to "watch Netflix"

    We turn on some bullshit, Hannibal? Idk.

    I hyperventilate heavy when I'm in close sexual proximity to women.

    She lays on me trying to put the moves, let's me know she wants it.

    I'm breathing heavily and freaking out.

    She looks at me and says are you ok? I stammer "It's uhhh h-hard to pay attention when you're this close "

    She instantly jumps on me and starts devouring my face then proceeded to destroy my s***.

    lol what

  • Feb 21, 2022
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    Don’t think I ever said anything smooth

    If a girl really likes u, u can be like “FUCK. I WANT F***! 😩” like a caveman and she’ll f*** u

  • Feb 21, 2022
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    mr get dough

    I rapped the entirety of Dance With The Devil by Immortal Technique, and explained to her the concept in detail for 15 minutes

  • Feb 21, 2022
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    mr get dough

    I rapped the entirety of Dance With The Devil by Immortal Technique, and explained to her the concept in detail for 15 minutes

    My boy showed me this song and was staring at me like the roaches from terra formars. He was explaining it the whole time and i was like my nigga i get it, s*** just corny. Buddy looked like he was about to cry.

  • Feb 21, 2022
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    Fka Groovy

    Invited jawn over to "watch Netflix"

    We turn on some bullshit, Hannibal? Idk.

    I hyperventilate heavy when I'm in close sexual proximity to women.

    She lays on me trying to put the moves, let's me know she wants it.

    I'm breathing heavily and freaking out.

    She looks at me and says are you ok? I stammer "It's uhhh h-hard to pay attention when you're this close "

    She instantly jumps on me and starts devouring my face then proceeded to destroy my s***.

  • Feb 21, 2022
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    mr get dough

    I rapped the entirety of Dance With The Devil by Immortal Technique, and explained to her the concept in detail for 15 minutes

    f*** type of d**** was you off nigga ketamine???

  • Feb 21, 2022
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    Bernie X

    Don’t think I ever said anything smooth

    If a girl really likes u, u can be like “FUCK. I WANT F***! 😩” like a caveman and she’ll f*** u

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