help me pls

if ur really desperate, you can drink ur own piss

bro wtf

Pedialyte or Gatorlyte + plenty of water + advil or asprin

fresh coconut water

Cold shower and drink either coconut water or gatorade ice cold and little sips every 10 min. Grabs some greasy salty food once your able to keep food down. Or just become a seasoned vet and don't have hangovers?

More booze

A kiss

gimmie food recs

Five guys or a greasy double pepp extra cheese pizza and if you really feeling ballsy take shot of liq with the food and you'll be gucci

weed

Crack

Heroin

Can of coke
Spicy Chinese
A joint
Advil

wallahi?

by not drinking liquor so you don’t wake up w one in the first place

Fill your bathtub with water as hot as you can get it, and soak your feet in it.

This isn’t a joke btw it really works

go for a run

Eat some very greasy food (waffle house is the best option if you're near one), or go to a sauna.

do NOT take goody/bc powders or any similar fast acting pain relief powder product

That’s not a cure that’s just boring

Horse semen. How badly do you want to cure it?

not like beer can’t get you drunk

Drink more

get punched in the head

electrolytes and fibre