Came itt expecting shoplifting and s*** but so far the only answers are about murdering people

last night at a club a girl kissed me without consent so i slipped a little tongue in there to reassert my dominance

Meat eaters in here all oblivious like

tw : rape

Niggas ain’t even saying murder they’re saying they’ll get away with it too

It’s ironic saying this to you but plants feel pain too

Running up to Donald Trump in a Presidential debate and slapping him on live TV

that's an argument for veganism btw

I could never go vegan, nor vegetarian

My body needs as much energy as possible

I get hungry af thru out the day cuz I just burn thru food

I'm just saying if plants feel pain, fewer plants get killed by a vegan world because there's 60 billion fewer livestock mouths to feed

i don't care about your pathetic excuses

Whew was about to put a serious answer before I saw the thread was a joke

Just put a spoiler tag on to encrypt it

big stepper energy

ban op lock thread

This might be a confession

op want us to clear him out of it lmaoo

Let’s just say hypothetically speaking of course if someone were to break into my home I’d hypothetically utilize certain protection methods I have purchased to hypothetically handle the situation

Not even morally wrong my bro