you should've killed him

never said i didn’t !

when people have that nasty greasy hair that looks like it hasn’t been combed in years 🤮🤮🤮

fr then they have the nerve to say i’m talking too low

rightttt...most people are disgusting

bandwagon sports fans

Loud eating or chewing gum

I think right now it's people who turn or merge lanes without putting on their turn signal.

When people try to be “polite” drivers when it’s completely unnecessary and counter-intuitive, and they just f*** up the flow of traffic. Like when someone stops in oncoming traffic to let you make a left turn when there’s literally nobody behind them, or when someone stops first at a 2-way stop and try to wave you on.

People who have no concept of anyone else

used to be guilty of this when i first started driving. then i learned it’s a dog eat dog world

Lights on inside during the day
Fingernails scratching paper

Drives me batshit insane both of them

me when someone starts rubbing a balloon

You you dap a nigga up and they give a weak ass dap.

Like come on

When niggas stick they greasy/sticky/dirty/grimey/gnarly fingers in my bag of chips or box of cheez its.

If you want to cop some thats fine. Im generous but for the love of god take the bag/box and shake em into your hand or a napkin or plate.

Man im steamed just typing this 😤

I hate the sound of other ppl eating cereal. Doesnt matter what it is. Captain crunch, rasain bran or anything in between. S*** just makes me queasy

"You can trust me"=i definitely cannot.

Trust is earned through observed behaviors not verbal trying to manipulate me into telling me you're trustworthy.0

Loud eating

Every time

Bruh if someone says that then you def talking too low. Mumblers be mad f***ing annoying like god damn have some confidence and say what u gotta say

Slow walkers & people with no spatial awareness

small pet peeve :

• when you're chatting with someone and they're sending you vocal messages when you're writing, i don't mind when you can tell the person is walking outside and can't really write, but other than that i just ignore the convo

• people calling you without warning/a text discussion just before

big pet peeve:

• passive aggressiveness
• when people invent a whole debate in their minds and expect you to engage with it
• "i gotta have the final word" people about subjects that are so irrelevant, if we're talking about something so harmless and you text me 2 days later about how this X person agrees with you : i don't give a f***

also when people want to brag about something but they're trying to direct the conversation so that you ask the question that will have them talk about the 'bragging' subject

honestly just brag about it directly, i personally really don't mind it and i'm more enclined to deliberately not ask the question you want me to ask

i'm guilty of that sometimes though lol