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  • May 14, 2024
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    lots of em from both niggas
    "kendrick just opened his mouth... someone go hand him a grammy rn"
    "say drake... i heard ya like em YOUNG. betta not eva go to cell block 1"

  • May 14, 2024
    lacriminal
    https://twitter.com/baskgod/status/1790067938323521843https://twitter.com/Dvrryl2times/status/1789482760198824372https://twitter.com/RaineyOvalle/status/1789302688078856633https://twitter.com/Strike1080/status/1789496852464673124https://twitter.com/ElectionLegal/status/1789808069339189326https://twitter.com/ICECOLDCOOLED/status/1789789239736987941https://twitter.com/FATHER_CLEF/status/1788307166929232088https://twitter.com/Yamscasino/status/1788554655552696714

    didnt know twitter picked it up like that

  • May 14, 2024
    O7OXO

    Abel hit em with the serenade like uhhhhn uhn Almost reach for my waist

    he smoked that ngl

    the serenade

  • May 14, 2024
    Prissy

    Yeah
    I'm not gonna lie, this s*** was some, some good exercise, like
    It's good to get out, get the pen workin'
    You would be a worthy competitor if I was really a predator
    And you weren't f***in' lying to every blogger and editor, but
    It is what it is
    You definitely got this s*** burnt the f*** out though, like
    You got ten more records to drop
    The one before the last one, we finessed you into tellin' a story that doesn't even exist
    And then, you go and drop the West Coast one to try and cover that up
    I would like that one, that w—, that-that would be some s*** I could dance to if you wasn't
    Triplin' down on some whole other bullshit, but
    You know, at least your fans are gettin' some raps out of you
    I'm happy I could motivate you
    Bring you back to the game, like
    You know, but
    Just let me know when we're gettin' to the facts
    Everything in my s*** is facts
    I'm waitin' on you to return the favor, like

    bro somebody on here was talking about f***ing their girl calling it 'some good p**** exercise' I almost died laughing

  • May 14, 2024

    you friends will get a wedgie, be flipped over your boxers

  • May 14, 2024
    Prissy

    Yeah
    I'm not gonna lie, this s*** was some, some good exercise, like
    It's good to get out, get the pen workin'
    You would be a worthy competitor if I was really a predator
    And you weren't f***in' lying to every blogger and editor, but
    It is what it is
    You definitely got this s*** burnt the f*** out though, like
    You got ten more records to drop
    The one before the last one, we finessed you into tellin' a story that doesn't even exist
    And then, you go and drop the West Coast one to try and cover that up
    I would like that one, that w—, that-that would be some s*** I could dance to if you wasn't
    Triplin' down on some whole other bullshit, but
    You know, at least your fans are gettin' some raps out of you
    I'm happy I could motivate you
    Bring you back to the game, like
    You know, but
    Just let me know when we're gettin' to the facts
    Everything in my s*** is facts
    I'm waitin' on you to return the favor, like

    Like….🙄

  • May 14, 2024

    knew it was smoke when Abel hit us with the serenade

    nigga said UHHHH UHHHHHHHHHH

    by far.

  • Outro to Not Like Us when Kendrick sounding zesty

    He a FAN

    He a FAN

    He a FAN

    Freaky Ass Nigga

  • May 14, 2024

    “What is it the braids?!”
    When Kendrick does the Toronto accent
    When Drake says “knew it was smoke when Abel hit us with the serenade. He said uuuuhhhhhh uhhhhhh almost started reaching for my waist”

  • May 14, 2024
    Sufez

    You got s*** twisted

    WHAT IS THE BRAIDS?!

    The delivery kills me

    Perfect smiley for that

  • May 14, 2024

    Play J Cole make the p**** dry a contender

  • May 14, 2024

    Bully the fro in him

  • May 14, 2024
    Sgt Leaf

    “What OVO stand for, the other vaginal option…pussy”

    The way he just laces p**** at the end is so funny and unnecessary

    The "pussy! "

    has me crying everytime

  • May 14, 2024
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    2 replies

    hey drake, they're not slow

  • May 14, 2024
    Beamo23

    how can it be recency bias if it all came out in the same week

    dk why but I thought the thread title read "funniest lines in beef oat"

  • May 14, 2024
    popshuvit

    hey drake, they're not slow

  • May 14, 2024
    voriox

    lots of em from both niggas
    "kendrick just opened his mouth... someone go hand him a grammy rn"
    "say drake... i heard ya like em YOUNG. betta not eva go to cell block 1"

    you know he been saying that grammy bar to himself for years lmao

  • Prissy

    Yeah
    I'm not gonna lie, this s*** was some, some good exercise, like
    It's good to get out, get the pen workin'
    You would be a worthy competitor if I was really a predator
    And you weren't f***in' lying to every blogger and editor, but
    It is what it is
    You definitely got this s*** burnt the f*** out though, like
    You got ten more records to drop
    The one before the last one, we finessed you into tellin' a story that doesn't even exist
    And then, you go and drop the West Coast one to try and cover that up
    I would like that one, that w—, that-that would be some s*** I could dance to if you wasn't
    Triplin' down on some whole other bullshit, but
    You know, at least your fans are gettin' some raps out of you
    I'm happy I could motivate you
    Bring you back to the game, like
    You know, but
    Just let me know when we're gettin' to the facts
    Everything in my s*** is facts
    I'm waitin' on you to return the favor, like

    It’s rare that a track gets worse and worse with each listen

  • May 14, 2024

    3 peat bangers

  • May 14, 2024
    drethamartian

    WHAT IS IT THE BRAIDS!?

  • May 14, 2024
    NunTheWiser

    “Back to back I LIKE THAT RECORD” isn’t the funniest bar of the beef but it’s the one that I think about a lot and makes me laugh lol

    why did i just catch this ….

  • May 14, 2024

    Say Drake, I hear you like em young. You better not ever go to cell block 1

    Or

    I BE AT NEW HO KING EATING FRIED RICE WITH THE DIP SAUCE AND A BLAMMY CRODIE

    Or

    F.A.N HE A 69 GOD

  • May 14, 2024
    popshuvit

    hey drake, they're not slow

  • May 14, 2024
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    1 reply

    Almost forgot “Jets, whips, chains wicked wicked wicked”

  • May 14, 2024
    NoFace

    “freaky ass niggas need to stay they ass inside” killed me every time DJ’s played NLU

    FAXX

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