Lowkey I wouldn't mind getting waterboarded. On the contrary I think it'll surprise and maybe I'll even find it a refreshing experience in a number of ways.

I could land a plane if the pilots croaked and I had to (given I am given instructions from the air traffic controller)

Mark Wahlberg method

I hope the similarities between you end there tho

9/11 wouldn’t have happened, had I been on the plane .

I think I could take any animal in a 1v1, save for a komodo dragon.

i could give a b****** better than 90% of women

She’s just busy

Lowkey I don't think being waterboarded would pose a big problem for me. Feel like I'd hold my own pretty well. Maybe it'll surprise and even be a refreshing experience for me in a number of ways.

The sheer aura you exude throughout your postography makes it easy to imagine you as a pool stranded soul cast away on some remote forest taking on a berserk bear.. oo Daniel that sounds like the synopsis for a movie I'd kill to see.

i could've stopped hitler pretty easily

i could survive a plane accident if i jumped and ran right before the plane touches the ground

Take your vulgarities out of my thread

people use alcohol to clean weed stuff

So If I smoke weed then drink alcohol it cleans my lungs

I could dunk in the nba if they invited me to a game

Solid logic if what you drank went into your lungs

Good cushion alchol

Yep. I drink isopropyl 70%

You're posting this like I'm supposed to be embarrassed. And please don't misrepresent my argument. It's not that I could just walk up and beat a bear. Its, in a life or death scenario, there is no way I would let a bear kill me.

Oh this is the sort of crossover that I can celebrate

I breathe different

Real, your vision is a worthwhile sacrifice

I've got to put the ASL I've learned to a use, right?

I was hoping for this post so bad, thank you very much

If they let me play in the wnba for 5 games

One of those games I’m dropping a 100 point triple double