I just don’t understand people that didn’t call their meat a wee wee and said pp instead, like pp has pee in it, its obviously the word for pee. And dont get me started on people who call pee ‘wee wee’ like what the F*** are you even talking about?

Pee pee ass nigga

pp ez

pp

hog

I dont remember, personally.

I used to call my kid's her peepee, but it got too confusing when trying to differentiate from pee. So now we just use anatomically correct words to remove the taboo around private body parts and really educate her. The hope is that teaching her properly will also make her less susceptible to having curiosities manipulated by sick folk.

Ding-a-ling

Willy

i put pee pee on you, yes?

r u ok

pp

Willy’s a ridiculous name for a child’s s***organ

Cock

cringe

What

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Wiener

OP is the only one really talking about what f***ing matters

Wee wee

A kid saying hog is brazy

Tail

One time I was 5 or 6 and I still had ointment on my hands. I went to pee and it started burning so I ran out the bathroom screaming in horror “MY TAIL! MY TAIL!” It’s been a Brave family classic ever since

Hose, very weird one