I told my girlfriend I had bacon and pancakes for breakfast but I didn’t. I had bacon and toast

My mom sent me a s***ty tik tok and I put the 😂 react

1/2 nlh online yesterday

Lied to my boss about the bus schedule so I could leave 10 minutes early

2011

Never

Cap cap cap
Or like a white lie?

right now

If you don't cap regularly to come up with fantastical schemes and scenarios and quips with your friends man 😔😔

saying what

so real

i was capping when i said i capped right now

my girl still thinks I quit weed, it’s been 2 years

If you’re not saying i f***ed her after your boy says any female name then you’re not even living

few days ago and it was a yamaka cap..

Someone's gotta play the part but I'm speaking more on the realm of whimsical yarns and quips

lol

Kinda f***ed up man

same

I'm dark and twisted like that

your girl deserves better

fr @op let me f***

everytime im in a lyft or uber

i just be capping bout my life to the drivers