Whole foods

Don't work with a label lol

Web developer at my University

dev at an investment firm

Strong

Come through for a free smoothie

Which one you work at? We might be coworkers 👀

Nice job making yourself look like a jackass! What did you steal from Wal-Mart today?

Oh why not? Too busy putting on mommy's makeup and practicing kissing with the mirror?

I laughed

What type of restaurant?

Professional S*** Poster.

She can't afford to wear much. Her fatass adult son keeps stealing it so he can look like his favourite internet women.

The grind

Predominantly seafood. All locally sourced. Perks of living in a coastal fishing town!

Live booking

I used to be a document admin at a group practice/medical centre, now I'm working at a bank as a data a***yst (full-time).