This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
Sidebar: Chris Brown is going to heaven because he’s clearly God’s favorite human
yup. cudi too
X already up there too
no.. he stepped into a red elevator that took him to the depths of existence at light speed
stabbed 8 people at a party for a laptop
has a history of domestic violence: beat his girl to the brink of blindness / unlocked her sharingan
beat another girl cause he lost a fortnite match
idk if giving away a ps4 before he died was enough to save him
stabbed 8 people at a party for a laptop
has a history of domestic violence: beat his girl to the brink of blindness / unlocked her sharingan
beat another girl cause he lost a fortnite match
idk if giving away a ps4 before he died was enough to save him
it's an ode to the band (and frank song). the tattoo isn't literal rebellion, it's a signaling of spiritual freedom and free thought. he's the modern day moses ❤️
explain the baphomet?
Kodak gonna have to go to that Quindecim bar from Death Parade, idk
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Chance believes in electroshock conversion therapy for gay people and is a gay basher god teaches us to love our neighbors
Where did he say this?
when the gates close and we're all on the side of god holding his hand and nba youngboy is falling from grace into the pits of hell into satans wrath i will be smiling for the first time in my life
i can already hear him screaming
Heaven is wack asf. Majority of people won't be going, and really all the lit people gonna be in hell anyway.
None. Abandoning inherent morals in pursuit of money and vanity does not equate to righteousness and salvation. Christian music artists aren’t going to heaven either. The only true salvation is that of evolution and expelling your mammalian or human traits. Only those who have elevated above the restraints of humanity are qualified for salvation. We are no more superior than an ant, a useless organism connected to a “database” of further uselessness, I.E: societal constructs.
In order to advance beyond that of contemporary humanity requires one to denounce all of that in which humanity holds in contempt. Something not even the “holiest” of humans is willing to do.
Abandon humanity if you wish to save yourself, only knowledge can offer salvation.