HE SAID ITS TIME

It’s a cold, dark winter evening, you are sitting by the fireplace sipping eggnog and having Christmas cookies, winding down after a long day with family and your closest acquaintances.

Suddenly, you hear your phone receive a notification, you look over at it and see it’s from Apple Music.

“At long last, a new offering from Playboi Carti.”

You scramble, grab your AirPods Max, and load the album.

16 tracks, minimal features,

You press play on the first song

Ambient noise, building, rising up into an epic starting point, then , out of nowhere, you hear… Wake up F1lthy

He gotta stop edging me I need to C**

What’s happening

Good

we want to be hurt

He tweeted “it’s time”

ratio lil bro

if carti drops a project this year 7 day ban me

could mean anything 😭

need him to go on ig live for 30 seconds and play the hardest song i’ve ever heard to really restore the feeling

Music*

him changing his name from 🧛🏼‍♀️ to . is supposed to signify him going from a vampire to a bald ass nigga

. = bald ass stick figure head

Thanks

Glasear producing on this

Classic inbound

Get his ass 😭

Oh you’re dumb as hell

Why would a fake account be sending you notifs then. Stop bloody waffling lad it’s Christmas

Carti could slap his balls against his inner thigh beatboxing over a F1lthy beat on this s*** and it’d be the greatest song of all time, he’s in his bag

Zip it, man

This thread is 2 yo <3

Not his real bday but real