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  • DOGE Employee

    Oh look at me im beloved poster valentine i have hundreds of followers im all meated up. Screw u bro

    my fault gang

  • CRACKASTEPPAVEGAN

    They thought I was gay!

    he gonna find himself in some whimsicall territory

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    "So me and my gf were laying in bed and talking about sex. She brought up p**** size which is something I don't usually like to bring up because I think nothing good can come of it. Well, she asked me what I thought of my size and I said I think its a good size. So I asked her what she thought of it and she said I have a boyfriend d***. I was confused when I heard this and asked what she meant. She said that it's the perfect size for a long term relationship but for a one night stand or a casual fwb it would be a bit lacking. I was taken back by this comment and left the room. When I came back I told her the comment bothered me and she assured me that she was satisfied and that my p**** is fine. She said bigger d***s need time to recover from and require too much prep. This didn't help at all. It's been a week since the comment but I can't seem to shake it."

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    BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • krypto_

    BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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    cotton

    "So me and my gf were laying in bed and talking about sex. She brought up p**** size which is something I don't usually like to bring up because I think nothing good can come of it. Well, she asked me what I thought of my size and I said I think its a good size. So I asked her what she thought of it and she said I have a boyfriend d***. I was confused when I heard this and asked what she meant. She said that it's the perfect size for a long term relationship but for a one night stand or a casual fwb it would be a bit lacking. I was taken back by this comment and left the room. When I came back I told her the comment bothered me and she assured me that she was satisfied and that my p**** is fine. She said bigger d***s need time to recover from and require too much prep. This didn't help at all. It's been a week since the comment but I can't seem to shake it."

    Hmmm

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    lacriminal

    i need that beep beep beep beep!

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    TheRocket64

    The way Carti says "Swamp Izzo" all fruity on LIKE WEEZY

    Might be the cutest s*** ever

  • lacriminal
  • bossyyyyy

    How would y’all feel if your attorney pulled up blasting this album?

    We won

  • cryforhell

    Might be the cutest s*** ever

    Facts LOL

    Carti lowkey cute

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    cotton

    "So me and my gf were laying in bed and talking about sex. She brought up p**** size which is something I don't usually like to bring up because I think nothing good can come of it. Well, she asked me what I thought of my size and I said I think its a good size. So I asked her what she thought of it and she said I have a boyfriend d***. I was confused when I heard this and asked what she meant. She said that it's the perfect size for a long term relationship but for a one night stand or a casual fwb it would be a bit lacking. I was taken back by this comment and left the room. When I came back I told her the comment bothered me and she assured me that she was satisfied and that my p**** is fine. She said bigger d***s need time to recover from and require too much prep. This didn't help at all. It's been a week since the comment but I can't seem to shake it."

    Blud needs to listen to Future and hit jim

  • DOGE Employee 🇺🇸
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    The first time I ate p**** reminded me about the first time I shot a deer.

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    whats the best song on this and why is it mojo jojo

  • krypto_

    whats the best song on this and why is it mojo jojo

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    DOGE Employee

    The first time I ate p**** reminded me about the first time I shot a deer.

    First time I ate p**** was against my will

  • DOGE Employee

    The first time I ate p**** reminded me about the first time I shot a deer.

    What's my sacrifice.

  • DOGE Employee

    The first time I ate p**** reminded me about the first time I shot a deer.

    Real

  • Okay on second review this some trash

  • bossyyyyy

    First time I ate p**** was against my will

    ?

  • w00lves 🐺
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    @deltarose what was that word you said he pronounced funny

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    cotton

    "So me and my gf were laying in bed and talking about sex. She brought up p**** size which is something I don't usually like to bring up because I think nothing good can come of it. Well, she asked me what I thought of my size and I said I think its a good size. So I asked her what she thought of it and she said I have a boyfriend d***. I was confused when I heard this and asked what she meant. She said that it's the perfect size for a long term relationship but for a one night stand or a casual fwb it would be a bit lacking. I was taken back by this comment and left the room. When I came back I told her the comment bothered me and she assured me that she was satisfied and that my p**** is fine. She said bigger d***s need time to recover from and require too much prep. This didn't help at all. It's been a week since the comment but I can't seem to shake it."

    I tried not to laugh but it kept getting worse lmfaooooo been there done that

  • Lurking drizzy

  • TheRocket64

    The way Carti says "Swamp Izzo" all fruity on LIKE WEEZY

    IZZO-san 🥹

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    Jim Napster

    Blud needs to listen to Future and hit jim

    he need to nut in her and move countries