Wow dude is even lamer than I thought

i love ktt

so is op noah sammak as well then?

We’re all Noah Sammak

The first KTT2 classic thread

bro didnt see the troy ave stan thread

this spend more time pinned that any album release

Lmao what a tale

I mean goddamn

Noah gonna pop back up in a couple months under a new name on some You s*** scamming more artists

Why this still pinned? Was funny five days ago

Drake camp flog gnaw first classic tbh

this mf isn't a Noah Sammak stan
please see your way out sir

F*** you’re such a bad poster man

This man Noah on a finesse spree

Which KTT user will be his next victim?

what the f*** lmao

Thread STILL stickied

Deserved tbh

Review of Shades by Noah Sammak, Jr.

This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

In one place in “Shades,” and in the restricted space of two-thirds of a page, Sammak has scored 114 offenses against literary art out of a possible 115. It breaks the record. There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it; the other is to read Shades. As a writer he has mastered everything except language; as a novelist he can do everything except tell a story; as an artist he is everything except articulate­, he leads his readers to the latrine and locks them in.

But the amount of utter trash in the volume is almost infinite — trash conception­, execution, dialogue and sentiment. Whoever buys the book on the strength of Noah's reputation, will be cheating himself of his money, and we believe we shall never see the man who has endured the reading of the whole of it…. Comment upon the structure is needless. But even this string of nonsense is equalled by the nonsense that is strung upon it, in the way of crazy sentiment and exaggerate­d passion. What the book means, we know not. To save it from almost utter worthlessn­ess, it must be called a prose poem, and even then, it might be supposed to emanate from a lunatic hospital rather than from Sidney. We say it with grief — it is too bad for Mr. Sammak to abuse his really fine talents as he does. A hundred times better if he kept them in a napkin all his natural life.

Noah Sammak if you‘re reading this it‘s too late

Imagine he wanted to prepare the beginning of his career as a solo artist and KTT f***ed him up

Noah Sammak was gonna co-write Take Care but told Drake Weeknd is probably a better fit for the album and it changed his career. Shoutout to Noah.

Noah shamuck