Tell me

Chip

It exudes power and authority. People will have no choice but to respect a man named Captain. A born leader. #aura

only if your last name is jacksparrow

what's the last name

this is like a 20 year old dane cook bit

kinda sick imo

Name him general instead

Ron sounds better ngl

One piece ass kid

Double entendre don’t ask me how

Capitan sounds harder

He will have no choice but to succeed

Name him Jefe

might as well call him daddy

😂

is your last name crunch?

Name him Boss or Champ.

Don't. That baby gon have bad vibes if you do

So he can introduce himself like this.

I can’t answer this without knowing the potential middle & last name

name him Negro

Only if his last name is Crunch.

so he can bring back the internet trend of 'Captain here..'

I actually knew a dude in college whose first name was captain

S*** is hard ngl