Personally no, imma do a playboi carti and stay in my homie's crib playing warzone instead of listening to a complete playlist of pain, suffering and crushed hands

this is the first thing you should tell every date you have from here on out

if they don't continue they aren't real

2/10 joke

ong I want a baby not a trauma

No lol tf imma do there?

your life's a low tier joke specially made for the office but was given to your mom instead

i don't know how I'm feeling but i don't like it

even worse

b**** nurses think it's the thing that husbands should do but I ain't believing that, sum white s*** fasho

Nah cause we ain’t having a kid bro

OP gotta be like 13

what you thought that I was gonna do:

what I did:

Absolutely

the blocking button looking kinda right rn

aye dont disrespect you were that head once

Alright I will be there but I’m not peeking under the blanket

Uh, yeah.

Yes, even if we were on bad terms.