On a meeting 👍

my work is offering to pay for all my certifications!!!

PMP

Scrum Master

Tableau A***yst

Azure Associate

The bag is yours

Today is misinformation day across the board

we go back into the office on tuesday and i dont even know what to wear. i've never been in an office what the f*** is business casual

button-up shirt with no tie

and formal trousers and smart shoes.

bet thank you. blazer or no blazer?

entirely up to you 😎

Taking a huge constipated s*** at work rn

Coworker said my cologne is too strong. I only put two sprays on my neck and wrist

about to be me rn

2 months into new job and man this s*** is def mad weird being all remote

I don't think I would return again to the office, can't imagine waking up at 8 in the morning and commuting

I'm bored as S***

d*** hard

student emailed us and said she hasn't received her checks for the last 3 months

im annoyed bc i wish she would've told us when the first one didn't arrive! we've been sending them off to the address she has on file so idk what the problem is :/ i mail off like 45 other checks along with hers and they all make it where theyre supposed to be. so annoying

i hate being responsible for peoples money

Why the toilet seat sticky omg

Been super slow at work goddamn

Interview Friday for a new position within the company while I feel perfectly fine at my current position. Only problem is with them restructuring, this position will be a lot less populated and a lot of us have to move over.
Don't even feel like I'd enjoy this new job and that's also the general sentiment amongst colleagues with their heads on the chopping blocks.
Tried some job searches but currently not really finding a position similar to my job description. But alas, it is not a time to be picky. Landlord kicking me out, health not improving so I guess for now it is better to take what I can get. Better a bird in the hand than two in the bush u already know we'll figure it out later..

Always apply for what your unqualified too. You never know.

certs being paid for is the dream tbh

30 minutes from a four day weekend Dallas on Friday