F*** the Astros.

It's over for y'all.

Aj hinch gonna be having nightmares of howie kendrick for months

City finna be lit.

It’s a movieeeeeee

It ain't over yet b....shit about to get spooky

Put in verlander:banderas:

Still just two runs

Shiet, ion know s*** about Baseball, but I know bottom of the 9th gonna get real.

F*** the Astros b!

crustfaces on twitter so afraid of showboating in this sport

True. It’s nothing for some sign stealers

Oh wow what a call

Lmao cook ump I see you

lol

Lol that strike zone

theres this dude on twitter named AstrosRants and he literally just talks mad s*** all the time and dude deactivated his account after last night. what a p****.

im saying. no more umps just do balls and strikes digitally

Seeing Osuna fail gives me life

If he called a strike on that pitch I would have dies

this mf can’t see for s*** watch a golden retriever walk him out of the stadium after

Who ass is that?

Astros getting cooked out there at home

sir.

I sexually Identify as an Bryce Harper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the outfield dropping hot sticky walk off bombs on disgusting pitchers. People say to me that a person being a Bryce Harper is Impossible and I’m f***ing r*****ed but I don’t care, I just say "HEY F*** YOU". I’m having a plastic surgeon install a ring, a Yankees cap and a $500 million dollar contract on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “The Best Player in Baseball” and respect my right to dodge clown questions and make baseball fun again. If you can’t accept me you’re a Harperphobe and need to check your dinger privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.