The corpse of Harry Caray has a better chance of hitting the ball than Kris Bryant

Winning the NL MVP is a curse

maybe its just a rust thing and he'll get his s*** together.

Tatis gonna get cursed next year

mets hit to run ratio rn

nothing more frustrating

Wish I had a player like Acuño

Why 🤣

hate Nolan Arenado

Honestly both the NL and AL MVP awards are cursed unless you're Trout

no way nats make their postseason run last year with a healthy yelich playing tbh

Would actually score some runs for deGrom

new age felix hernandez

Still crazy to me to think that we shouldn't have even won that wildcard game

killing myself

hope Matt Kemp tears both ACLs

boutta be the first team w 7 wins

ohtani has a 67.50 ERA

What a depressing game

It was infinity before today

At least he's getting outs

10 hits, 1-15 RISP, 13 LOB for Mets. Not one run.

and a missing persons. what a day for y'all

he really opted out and didn't tell anyone