In light of the PETA vs Thailand vs HelloFresh situation (you can read about it here: theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/07/hellofresh-drops-thai-coconut-milk-after-peta-monkey-labour-campaign)

Would it be okay to "pay"* monkeys for doing labour such as collecting coconuts?

*albeit in natural resources they would otherwise not be able to procure: strawberry jam or banana baby food

Hey please hurry I have a dozen loose monkeys to train

hey they out getting paid on there own grind while other animals like cattle, sheep and pigs are seeing the abattoir

💯💪

They need a Universal Banana Income

You've gone too far

Banana inflation killed my family

is it ethical to exploit child labor laws in foreign countries to advance your own profit margins?

Do monkeys have more rights than children?

who is smarter?

also your jigglypuff banner is scary

Give them d**** see what happens

Children (2 1/2 years old and over) but margianally

I don't know her. That's Scream Tail

bro monkeys on coke

rip harambe

y is horse labor ok but monkey labor isn't

Who would win 100 cocaine monkeys or 1 cocaine bear

arbitrary norms set by society

Horses cannot scrunch up their faces and make noise when they're in distress. A sad horse just looks hilarious

which is smarter?

Wow, that's a crazy scenario! I'm not sure who would win, but I would love to see it play out. The 100 cocaine monkeys would be hyped up and energetic, but the cocaine bear would likely be much stronger and more aggressive. It's hard to say for sure, but it would definitely be an interesting fight to watch.

Define smarter

what about 20 life sxn regulars on coke

idk bro but the horse from War Horse seemed p smart

idk some arbitrary s*** like IQ