Would u rather have this non - pork bbq platter or a very beautiful member of your preferred s***for a night

Or

I know what I’m picking …

We’re going to assume the bbq sauce is all sweet baby rays as well

That s*** look crazy

The white b****

Jay

Platter

Anyone that says the BBQ platter is cappin……nigga that’s Ash Kash

Agreed, Butt Muncher.

OP said big juicy meat or ass

Personally I’m picking the platter

Give me a beer w some salt/ lime, some college football and some good ppl to watch it with and I’m all set man

That there is what I’d call a SEC platter

No you aren’t

Yes i am

fake asses on spray tanned yt girls with painted brows and a tramp stamp

gimme the ribs

BBQ sauce all over a fat ass and I gotta lick up every last drop

Thing is it’s missing a bread for a side. I’d like to go w a sweet roll or something of the like

Maybe even corn bread but some bread is needed

Might even give that coleslaw a taste

A charcoochie board would be super good too

I’ll take the b****. Not the one in the picture. But I’m guessing she would be catered to my liking.

F*** I’m gonna do with a BBQ platter besides eat? At least with the girl I can eat AND nut.

Both nigha... f*** that one or the other s***

😂😂😂

Ok but no p**** gonna taste like smoked bbq wings

Ass

I can buy BBQ from the store

And no bbq smoked ribs gonna slobber all over ur d*** while tonguing your balls down with the tip of her tongue

Yeah but after u bust u still gon feel empty inside. W the food the ppl that made it did so w love and good intent

The feeling of good food, good things to see/ watch and good ppl to do it w is unmatched.

Give me the platter.