niggas scared to go have drinks and hang with their barber, hate to see it

Ab not

Hell yeah that’s the broski even though he doesn’t really speak English

Nothing to do with that.

I’m thinking about my hair. Rather just keep it business and catch up when I get my cut.

Yea at the barbershop

Niggas itt acting they they would hang out with their barber. Bruh this nigga got kids and is my moms age im good...

My barbers my homie tbh. Well we actually met and became friends but at the same time I found out he cut hair. Hella cool relationship tbh.

Older people are still fun lmfao. You ain’t never had those old ass retail coworkers? Lol

I miss my old coworkers tbh, really family like place and you can tell they don’t give af since there still at retail. I was the youngest one by 20 years

This dude one of those awkward ass mfers who just sit there and cant carry on a convo while your hair is getting cut

I hope you realize ppl roast you the second you step out the door

Already do.

One of my funniest friends from high school happened to start cutting hair. Clean fades every time and he gives me a discounted price. Would hook me up with his girlfriend’s friends back when I was single. Very fruitful friendship overall.

idgaf if they roast me. Stop asking me s*** like "you going to school or are you working" or "how was your weekend" like let me just watch what's on the TV

Bro they ask you that s*** because you just sitting there awkwardly staring in the mirror. If you were naturally shooting the s*** they wouldnt have to try and force small talk lol

The last part

why tf would I care if im being awkward or not? Im just there for a haircut these barbers have been cutting hair for a long time so you think just because someone is not talking its that awkward they have to talk them?

@Prolific aint no saving this man tbh he dont get it lol

this nigga socially inept lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!

if i was a barber and niggas would sit there quiet as f*** and not at least say a couple of sentences i'd f*** they hair up in a heartbeat

No wonder barbers at my old shop don’t fwm they was cutting my hair when I was depressed and depersonalized

what you need attention or something ?

we play ball together

nigga got a south park avi no wonder he be staring at the mirror when the barber's like "YO! HELLO? YOU LISTENING? I SAID HOW'S SCHOOL? YOU GOOD?"

zero social skills

Nigga it’s just establishing a relationship with a nigga who literally controls how you will look for weeks. Why you gotta be so weird about it? You don’t have to have an in depth ass convo, but you can shoot the s*** (how was your weekend, what made you start cutting, you been f***in any b****es, etc.)