Tryna survive the inevitable civil unrest

Post quarantine is just pre financial collapse of society on a global scale

Getting a bottle of henny and then letting the adventure begin!

Yeah but that first day out is gonna be crazy!

Enjoy the ride before the crash

• Lightspeed race to the barber shop
• Eating booty
• Smoking blunts and dancing salsa with strippers in Cabo San Lucas
• Overcrowded house parties daily
• Walking back into the gym like Jordan rocking the 45
• Hit up Saks Fifth and make that cash register sing like Celine Dion
• Watch the Browns win a Super Bowl in person
• Loitering outside my ex-girl’s place

Get a haircut and message 87 tinder matches

Im in f***ing africa rn i was gonna come back but theres no point to do anything but stay put.

When this over im comin back pullin up on all the lil thots idc

Sounds like u a rich white boy

S***sex s***sex s***sex s***I’m so damn h****

hopefully something involving vagina.

Same s*** as I would be doing during the quarantine.

F*** on my side b****

Once this quarantine over imma be living life carefree just like white people have done forever.

F*** a bad b****, eat some sushi, hit the gym, visit my family and go the movies again

i can’t do anything

Barber then giving a few women they d*** appointment.

Gonna pick up the hottest prostitute i can find so i can put my huge cock in her vagina

Straight to Uptown Dallas

homiesexual gotta kiss all my niggas

My nephew is a barber he got alot of ppl hitting him up I got cut last week he do it in his moms garage

Go to the gym get my haircut then eat with the boys

a*** stimulation the goat no h****